He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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