I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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