You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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