oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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