There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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