who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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