She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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