I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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