All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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