I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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