Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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