come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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