He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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