Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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