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(510): View more from California

I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.

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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(253): View more from Washington

Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt

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(815): View more from Illinois

The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for singing to me while i puked last night

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(850): View more from Florida

You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".

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