I don't think brook has ever known best
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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