I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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