Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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