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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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