sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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