That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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