Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
worst night to have a conscience
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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