i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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