So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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