Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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