gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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