no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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