is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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