i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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