dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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