so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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