i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
