In the future we'll all be gay
oh god the rape fog is back!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I need to calm my uterus...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.