new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He shit in the fireplace
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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