she told me i tasted like america
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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