Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
May the power of my ass compel you!!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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