3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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