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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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