Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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