I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You ruined the universe
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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