are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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