OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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