this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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