Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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