Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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