Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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