New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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