why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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