why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
why didn't you poke me back
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
