ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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