i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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