We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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