o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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