you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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